Guess Who's Back!?!.........It's Me You Clefts

After a long departure from blogging (and a fair bit of nagging from some folk) comes the first update in over a month.....a MONTH i hear you cry!?!  But why, why the long wait??  Why no updates until now?!  Why am i asking myself these questions when I of all people already know?!  Who knows, but when we do know perhaps people will start blogs of their own and write about how we now know?

Until then however, have a 'Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)'!!!!

Wine Bottle Head Break Does Not Go Well

Skinny Kid Cant Get up From Knockout

Russian Parkour Kid Roof Jump Epic Failure

Frustrated Skater Slams Board - Owns Self

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Anyone ever noticed how much Coleslaw ROCKS?!  Seriously, i only just realized!

Top 10 Christmas Films

Every year there are Christmas movies on TV, and every year i watch the same ones, so ive decided to compile together my top 10 favorite Christmas films!  

(Honorable mention goes to 'Die Hard 2' and 'Lethal Weapon')

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Daily Video Update (NSFW)

Quick And Brutal Knockout Punch at Concert

This guy goes to all Britney Spears concerts and does this to every guy he sees as punishment for not standing up to their girlfriend.

Showoff Gets Icy Faceplant

Just stay down there you're gonna want to ice down the swelling.

Crazy Iraqi Man Throws Two Shoes at Bush

Honestly, who throws a friggin shoe?

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Artist Of The Hour: Drew Struzan

Ok people, you may not recognize his name, but your sure as shit gonna recognize his artwork!  This man is responsible for just about every single one of the most kick ass posters created since posters began!!  Just check out the few ive hand picked from his website-of-greatness, 'Indiana Jones', 'Star Wars', 'Blade Runner', 'Back To The Future' the list goes on!!  This man created the modern poster as we know it, his posters are so good that after a few years the term 'Struzan' was used in reference for a style of poster, i would love to have a tone of these hanging all round my gaff, but as most of them are around the $100,000 mark i think ill pass........... 

http://www.drewstruzan.com/

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Daily Video Update

LCD Flat Screen TV Wii Bowling Disaster

If this was my roommate I would be a wii bit angry with him.

Crazy Homeless Santa Scissor Kick

Consequences for being on the naughty list have changed since I was a kid.

Preppy Kid Gets Quick 2 Punch KO in Walmart Parking Lot

Watch for falling prices and preppy douchebags.

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Who Gives A Fuck About 'Star Trek'?!

Well.....me apparently?!  Ill be the first to admit that im definitely no 'Trekkie', i was always a 'Star Wars' kid (which im now starting to regret!), but this new trailer for 'Star Trek' rocks!  I don't give a fuck about any of the characters, i couldnt care less about how 'True' to the 'Trek' universe it is?!  What i do give a fuck about is how much fun it looks!!!!  JJ Abrams has a knack of making things fun and exciting, he actually made 'Mission Impossible 3' good for frigs sake!!  Check out the trailer below, or click the 'Apple' link to HD!!

 

http://www.startrekmovie.com/

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/startrek/

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Retro Loving: Visionaries

'Visionaries' is another toy/cartoon series from the 80's for which i have fond memories.  The toys were great, and the cartoon and comic series were fun.  But, only now have i realized just how short lived it all was!  I was under the assumption that there were a ton of episodes, a shitload of figures and a mountain of comics.....but no......theres fuck all!!  Only 13 episodes of the cartoon series were ever made, 14 toy figures and 4 vehicles were produced and the comic series was cancelled after only 6 issues!!!  WTF PEOPLE?!!?  If i ever become the mad, brilliant and sexy billionaire that ive been telling people i will in the future, im gonna invest as much money as it takes to bringing 'Visionaries' up to scratch!!........and spend a bit on some kind doomsday device?....hmm

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