Irkin Invaders Bag Of Funky Shit

Life!Death!Prizes! Music Video

2009-05-12T01:01:00.003+01:00

After much time waiting to film the final pieces, it is done! Its up on www.youtube.com in HD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXEzVUGEjt8&feature=channel_page

or you can watch a shitty embed.....

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Pissing Myself

2009-02-24T13:08:00.002Z

I simply cannot tell you how funny i found this, i pretty much had to sit back and just laugh my ass off for about 10 minutes, the fact that im dedicating a post to a single video is proof enough! The website it's on is totally NSFW, but i employ you to check this out, make sure you watch to the end, it's quite possibly the best BMX trick ive seen!

It doesn't offer the option to embed so it's gonna have to be a link, and the title isn't as bad as you think!

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/43813_Kid-Breaks-A-Camera-And-A-Bums-Skull-With-His-Bike.html

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Mels Triumphant Return

2009-02-24T12:31:00.000Z

Why isn't this real?!

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Welcome To City 17

2009-02-16T11:44:00.002Z

Well bugger me, ive spent years thinking it would be sweet if someone made a 'Half Life' movie.......and now they have!!!..... kind of. 'The Purchase Brothers' (yeah ive not heard of them either) who made adverts for 'Coca Cola' and 'IPhone' decided to make both 5 minute shorts entitled 'Escape From City 17' parts 1 and 2 for a mear $500!! The shear fact that they gave it a shot is credit enough to them.....the fact they actually pull it off is staggering!! Part 2 isn't out yet, but ill post about it when it is! Below is a link to their website along with a link for a HD download! enjoy!

http://www.purchasebrothers.com/

HD download.

http://www.gameupdates.org/details.php?id=3264

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Oh dear god......

2009-02-13T21:14:00.002Z

I aint gonna say anything other than watch this bootleg version of the new 'Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen' trailer.................christ

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I WANT MY SCALPS!

2009-02-12T13:54:00.002Z

The trailer for Tarantino's 'Inglorious Bastards' is finally here, and bugger me if it isn't a cracker! Ill watch anything this guy does (even if it does take a frigging age to come!), especially when it involves a throat scarred Brad Pitt demanding 'Nazi' scalps!!

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DEVASTATOR!!!!!!

2009-02-12T13:50:00.003Z

This could very well be a hoax, as Michael Bay himself said that he would personally put out a tone of 'Fake' 'Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen' info, but this one seems more plausible! God i hope it's real, i can't tell you how badly i want to see this thing destroy shit!!!

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Artist Of The Hour: James Brashall

2009-02-09T13:24:00.007Z

Ok, a bit strange this, i have this guys artwork in a folder on my harddrive but i have no idea where or when i got it? not only that but i can't seem to find anything by him online? Maybe he's some kind of spiritual artist, who sneaks into peoples harddrives and leaves his mark in neatly named folders for all to see? All i know is his names 'James Brashall' and he's pretty damn good!

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Video Roundup (NSFW)

2009-02-09T13:14:00.002Z

Chris Jerico Punches a Female Fan Goes Berzerk

Psycho Girlfriend Breaks Bottle Over Boyfriends Face

Kid Gets Knocked Out Cold by Friend

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YOUR A FUCKING ASS!!!!!

2009-02-04T11:43:00.002Z

Some of you may have heard about a little temper tantrum that Christian 'Batman' Bale had on the set of 'Terminator: Salvation'? Well www.tmz.com has posted up an audio file of said rant, an man it's a doozy! Apparently Bale was in the middle of an 'Emotional' scene and (still exhausted and run down from all the promotional work for 'The Dark Knight) the 'Director Of Photography' walked around the scene to check a light and got into Bale's eye-line throwing him off? A little over the top you might say......maybe.........is it funny........fuck yeah!!

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

He's soooooooooo dreamy.......

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Its Happening Again!!!!!!

2009-02-02T12:20:00.002Z

We finally have our first glimpse at the 'Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen', and thankfully it looks just as mental as the first!! This is the best quality i could find until a proper HD download!!

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Video Roundup (NSFW)

2009-02-02T12:15:00.002Z

Fast Food Kid Crushes His Nuts on Frying Pan

Speeding Biker Hits Car Flies Like Rag Doll

Sailor Knocked Out Cold by Boom

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Artist Of The Hour: Nathan Ota

2009-01-30T12:50:00.005Z

With a psychedelic twist to all his images, and a hat colour scheme that's not far off 'Where's Wally?', 'Nathan Ota' doesn't fail to impress me. He's got a fluid style, and not to mention he likes drawing robots! Not really much is known of him, i can't find any books on him and the info on his site is simply CV style, but if anyone spots some of his work throw it my way!!

http://www.nathanota.com/

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Video Roundup (NSFW)

2009-01-30T12:46:00.002Z

Bad Start to Female Cycling Race

College Basketball Player Stomps Oppenent in the Face

Cute Coworker Chair Jump Fails Miserably

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BLACK DYNAMITE!!!

2009-01-26T13:09:00.003Z

I cannot believe i haven't written about this sooner!? 'Black Dynamite' is an upcoming 'Blaxploitation' film starring the massively underrated 'Michael Jai White'. To say that the trailers for this film are good is an insult to the film itself......they fucking ROCK!! Watch em, love em, and wait for a release date because 'Sony' just bought the rights for distribution!! I employ you all to check out the Red band Trailer first!

http://www.blackdynamite.com/

Red Band Trailer (NSFW)

Green Band Trailer (SFW)

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2009-01-26T13:04:00.002Z

Snowboarder Stream Jump Failure

Malaysian College President Punched in Face During Speech

Insane Psycho Bitch Lady Screams at Neighbor

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Hey Kids It's Video Game Review Night!!! (Mad Clapping)

2009-01-24T14:06:00.004Z

Tonight i review 'Prince Of Persia' for the Xbox 360.

Review:

Cartoony freerunning frolics.

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My 974th Weakness.......Art Books

2009-01-24T13:42:00.005Z

For as long as i can remember ive loved conception art and, well, art in general really? With various posts on 'Artist Of The Hour' it dawned on me yesterday that i am fully addicted to art, from comics to making of books, art prints, posters and graphics, i fucking love art!! The amount of time i spent in Uni traversing www.deviantart.com to "Borrow" artwork from talented fooks for my own pleasure is a testament to my "Addiction". The reason i say it dawned on me yesterday was because i blew £40 on an 'Art Of Metal Gear Solid' book on www.ebay.co.uk like it was nothing, no thought of the amount just........i need it, therefore i must buy and own it......simple right? Anyone got anymore they want to throw my way my wallet needs a little emptying?

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I was lucky enough to get the rare-as-golden-pubes 'Half Life 2: Raising The Bar' art book for £65 about 6 months ago as it's been deleted, it's now between £110 to £160!

Guess Who's Back!?!.........It's Me You Clefts

2009-01-24T13:11:00.003Z

After a long departure from blogging (and a fair bit of nagging from some folk) comes the first update in over a month.....a MONTH i hear you cry!?! But why, why the long wait?? Why no updates until now?! Why am i asking myself these questions when I of all people already know?! Who knows, but when we do know perhaps people will start blogs of their own and write about how we now know?

Until then however, have a 'Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)'!!!!

Wine Bottle Head Break Does Not Go Well

Skinny Kid Cant Get up From Knockout

Russian Parkour Kid Roof Jump Epic Failure

Frustrated Skater Slams Board - Owns Self

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Anyone ever noticed how much Coleslaw ROCKS?! Seriously, i only just realized!

Top 10 Christmas Films

2008-12-16T11:15:00.006Z

Every year there are Christmas movies on TV, and every year i watch the same ones, so ive decided to compile together my top 10 favorite Christmas films!

(Honorable mention goes to 'Die Hard 2' and 'Lethal Weapon')

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Daily Video Update (NSFW)

2008-12-16T11:12:00.002Z

Quick And Brutal Knockout Punch at Concert

This guy goes to all Britney Spears concerts and does this to every guy he sees as punishment for not standing up to their girlfriend.

Showoff Gets Icy Faceplant

Just stay down there you're gonna want to ice down the swelling.

Crazy Iraqi Man Throws Two Shoes at Bush

Honestly, who throws a friggin shoe?

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Artist Of The Hour: Drew Struzan

2008-12-12T00:24:00.006Z

Ok people, you may not recognize his name, but your sure as shit gonna recognize his artwork! This man is responsible for just about every single one of the most kick ass posters created since posters began!! Just check out the few ive hand picked from his website-of-greatness, 'Indiana Jones', 'Star Wars', 'Blade Runner', 'Back To The Future' the list goes on!! This man created the modern poster as we know it, his posters are so good that after a few years the term 'Struzan' was used in reference for a style of poster, i would love to have a tone of these hanging all round my gaff, but as most of them are around the $100,000 mark i think ill pass...........

http://www.drewstruzan.com/

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Daily Video Update

2008-12-12T00:22:00.002Z

LCD Flat Screen TV Wii Bowling Disaster

If this was my roommate I would be a wii bit angry with him.

Crazy Homeless Santa Scissor Kick

Consequences for being on the naughty list have changed since I was a kid.

Preppy Kid Gets Quick 2 Punch KO in Walmart Parking Lot

Watch for falling prices and preppy douchebags.

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Who Gives A Fuck About 'Star Trek'?!

2008-12-03T13:36:00.002Z

Well.....me apparently?! Ill be the first to admit that im definitely no 'Trekkie', i was always a 'Star Wars' kid (which im now starting to regret!), but this new trailer for 'Star Trek' rocks! I don't give a fuck about any of the characters, i couldnt care less about how 'True' to the 'Trek' universe it is?! What i do give a fuck about is how much fun it looks!!!! JJ Abrams has a knack of making things fun and exciting, he actually made 'Mission Impossible 3' good for frigs sake!! Check out the trailer below, or click the 'Apple' link to HD!!

http://www.startrekmovie.com/

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/startrek/

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Retro Loving: Visionaries

2008-12-03T13:18:00.003Z

'Visionaries' is another toy/cartoon series from the 80's for which i have fond memories. The toys were great, and the cartoon and comic series were fun. But, only now have i realized just how short lived it all was! I was under the assumption that there were a ton of episodes, a shitload of figures and a mountain of comics.....but no......theres fuck all!! Only 13 episodes of the cartoon series were ever made, 14 toy figures and 4 vehicles were produced and the comic series was cancelled after only 6 issues!!! WTF PEOPLE?!!? If i ever become the mad, brilliant and sexy billionaire that ive been telling people i will in the future, im gonna invest as much money as it takes to bringing 'Visionaries' up to scratch!!........and spend a bit on some kind doomsday device?....hmm

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Daily Video Update (NSFW)

2008-12-03T13:12:00.002Z

Another Nasty Arm Wrestling Accident

My bones are so brittle, but I always drink plenty of Malk...

Trash Talker Gets Shut up by Quick One Punch KO

Their accents are thick but apparently their skulls are not.

Quick And Awesome One Punch KO in Vegas

After herpes and abortions concussions are the third most popular thing to give a stranger in Vegas.

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Muzak Pimping: Coheed & Cambria

2008-11-28T12:36:00.003Z

It's hard to some up 'Coheed & Cambria' to those who are unfamiliar, part of me wants to say metal, another part wants to say prog rock, another part of me wants to say go listen to 'Rush'. Either way 'Coheed & Cambria' certainly draw a line between music lovers, they are hugely popular, yet you wont see them plastered all over city billboards. I fell in love with 'CoCa' when they toured their first album with 'Finch', i can truly say that i had never seen or heard a band quite like them, and since then i have had the pleasure of seeing them multiple times. Much like 'Sikth' 'CoCa' are not for everyone, one defining factor is Claudio Sanchez voice, ive herd people ask is it a joke? Well friends it isn't, and for those who think it is you truly are fuckpigs, allowing yourself to get lost in one of their albums is an amazing feeling, you just have to allow yourself to take the plunge.

http://www.coheedandcambria.com/

Video for 'Devil In Jersey City'.

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-28T12:27:00.002Z

Fruity Dancer Gets Face Pummeled

Whoever decided to stop filming deserves to get his face pummeled as well.

Huge Gust of Wind Takes Snowkiter For Insane Ride

After an extreme ride like that he's gonna need an extreme new pair of underpants.

Tazed While Chugging A Beer

This is all part of a new AA method to help treat alcoholism. Every time this guy goes out his buddies get to taze him if he tries to drink. Everybody wins!

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Artist Of The Hour: Terratag

2008-11-27T13:30:00.006Z

Not content with just making some sweet artwork, these guys have some pretty cool t-shirts and graphic designs, and they designed the logo for 'Neo' magazine. http://www.neomag.co.uk/

http://www.terratag.com/

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-27T13:20:00.002Z

Parkour Idiot Falls 20 Feet Onto Face

This Spiderman will definitely not be getting an upside down kiss from Mary Jane.

Exercise Cable Snaps Douchebag in The Face

Another reason to avoid exercise this Thanksgiving holiday.

Devastatingly Awesome Spin Kick Knockout

His opponent's one weakness turned out to be devastating spin kicks to the head. Who knew?

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Illness Is FUN FUN FUN!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

2008-11-24T18:05:00.003Z

Ive been ill for a fucking week now an im just starting to feel better, so i promise ill get back to putting up posts just as soon as my ass stops leaking. That is all......

..........This is pretty much what happened.

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-20T13:34:00.002Z

Dumb Drunk College Stunt Results In Face Smash

If any of these kids are engineering majors they deserve to be failed on the spot.

Young Skateboarder Crushes Nuts Badyl

Parents please remember to have your skater kids spayed or neutered!

Perfectly Executed Faceplant Off Bike Jump

Are you all alright??? Are you wheezing in pain because you feel great right now?

Angry Drunks Attack Bartender

Even the bartender needs to get served sometimes.

Insane Taekwondo Knockout Face Destroyed by Kick

I'm not really sure who won this match, it's too close to call.

Face Smashed in Bad ATV Jump Attempt

If drunk rednecks are able to walk away from an ATV weekend with only a broken nose and dislocated collar bone I would call that a win.

Skateboard Nutshot Makes Kid Cry Like a Bitch

His dad makes the same noise every time he wakes up and realizes that his son is a queer.

Rollerblader Fence Jump Stunt Goes Really Bad

At the Mexican institute of illegal immigration all sorts of new fence jumping methods are being tested every day.

Skater Knocked Out Cold by Fire Hydrant

When skaters get thirsty they really need to use their heads to find some water.

Smashed UFC Fighter Knocked The Hell Out in Bathroom

Some belligerent UFC fighter has had so much booze that he is literally down to his last 5 brain cells. So he asks a 205 pound buddy to help him finish the job.

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More Pause For Thought

2008-11-19T12:54:00.006Z

After Monday's top 5 unowned films list, i feel compelled to do another, this time.......top 5 computer games (it dosent matter if you own them or not)! Now i must completely revert back to http://split-screen.blogspot.com/ as i wrote these awhile back for one of my 'Super Hot Profile' questions, but they still stand true today, with a little change of course.....

So here we go, in no particular order.......

1.) Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island aka 'The Greatest Game Ever Made EVER!!!'

2.) Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic

3.) Deus Ex

4.) Half Life 2

5.) The Legend Of Zelda: The Windwaker

Again i'd love to know of anyone else's top 5?

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Pause For Thought

2008-11-17T15:03:00.005Z

I was sent an interesting text earlier today from Gus 'Susan Balaka' Rogers, simply saying......"Name your top 5 unowned films".............fuck............top 5 unowned............shit, i actually have to think! After a good while racking my thought box i came up with 5 films that (by my standars anyway) rock that i don't own! Below is said list, and as for all you Mooks out there..........whats your top 5 unowned list?

In no particular order:

1.) Brazil Directors Cut

2.) Dobermann

3.) The Legend Of Drunken Master aka Drunken Master 2

4.) The Rocketeer

5.) Grosse Point Blank

Why the fuck i don't own these yet is anyone's guess, but an eclectic list if i do say so myself! Of course there's always 'Police Academy' 1-5? (Yes i know there's more than 5 'Police Academy's' but it ruins the whole structure of their being 5!)

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-15T00:28:00.002Z

How Not to Jump Off a Boat

Who wants a faceplant SANDwich?

Smashed UFC Fighter Knocked The Hell Out in Bathroom

Some belligerent UFC fighter has had so much booze that he is literally down to his last 5 brain cells. So he asks a 205 pound buddy to help him finish the job.

Skater Knocked Out Cold by Fire Hydrant

When skaters get thirsty they really need to use their heads to find some water.

Rollerblader Fence Jump Stunt Goes Really Bad

At the Mexican institute of illegal immigration all sorts of new fence jumping methods are being tested every day.

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New Watchmen Trailer!!!

2008-11-14T02:28:00.002Z

If you absolutely have to, watch the trailer below, otherwise click the link and watch it in glorious HD, just do it, do it NOW!!

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/watchmen.html

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Artist Of The Hour: Justin Reed

2008-11-13T13:54:00.005Z

Justin Reed's artwork focus mainly on recreating various movie scenes in his own artistic styling, he's also got a 'Thing' for Kevin Smith too. I think this guy could bang out a shit-hot movie poster, let's hope some movie company realizes this before going down the 'We don't need to get a cool artist to do a movie poster for us even though all the great ones are paintings so we'll just get some generic fuck who can use photoshop to bang one up ala the new 'Star Wars' movies' road.

http://www.justinreedart.com/

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-13T13:49:00.002Z

Webcam Dance Terrible Ending

I would say any webcam dance that doesnt end with a naked girl touching herself is a terrible ending, but this is particularly bad.

Crazy Russian Road Rage Window Punch

How many shots of vodka does it take to not have any feeling in your fists?

Painfully Hilarious Soccer Goal Ricochet

This marks the first time in history that soccer was something other than painfully boring.

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Retro Loving: StarCom

2008-11-12T14:58:00.006Z

Who needs batteries when you have magnets!?! 'StarCom' had the right idea, putting magnets on their figures feet and on/inside the ships and vehicles so you could 'Connect' the two as if they were in space! As with 'Battle Beasts' i never had that many toys, and i only had Vol 1 of the TV series on video, but it's legacy has left a shining imprint on me, it's like a forgotten gem. Everyone remembers 'Thundercats, 'He-Man' and 'Transformers', but swing 'StarCom' by them and if they know there shit you'll see a glint pass over their eyes as they vaguely remember another great toy from the past! I really need to invent some kind of device that lets me look through all my stuff in the attic without actually moving from the couch?

http://www.virtualtoychest.com/starcom/starcom.html

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-12T14:53:00.002Z

I can't even tell you how funny i found the 3rd video, what a fucking cleft!

Angry Mom Smashes Porn Watching Device (Laptop)

I'm guessing his mom finally figured out that bangbus wasn't actually an charity that restores old school buses like habitat for humanity.

Really Bad BMX Faceplant Crash Landing

So this is where the term face plant comes from, when your head actually ends up in the dirt and after a while you start to grow leaves.

Drunk College Table Slam Epic Failure

Something else this guy wont ever break? His 19 year streak of never being inside of a vagina.

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Ill Stop When They Stop

2008-11-11T14:43:00.003Z

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-11T14:37:00.002Z

Girl Sleeping in Class Owned Badly

Hurdler Splats on Her Face

Fruit Bag Boxer Sucker Punched After Kissing Opponent

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Hey Kids Its Video Game Review Night!!! (Mad Clapping)

2008-11-10T18:42:00.003Z

Tonight i review 'Gears Of War 2' for the Xbox 360.

Review:

Head Stomping Meganess.

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-10T18:38:00.002Z

Retarded Bitch Crashes Into Gas Station

Man Punches Female Photographer in The Face

Monks And Priests Huge Brawl at Jerusalem Holy Site

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Muzak Pimping: Sikth

2008-11-06T16:42:00.004Z

Much like my beloved 'Rueben', 'Sikth' were a band that blew my mind from which i never recovered. Loved by many, caused confusion among the rest, 'Sikth' are a metal band like no other, mixing poems with dark riffs. I can honestly say ive never heard a song end with a 'Beavis & Butthead' style 'Cornholio' rant until 'Sikth' (See the song 'Suffice')! Unfortunately like all great British bands they only lasted 2 albums and a few EP's, and sadly their music videos were cack, the one below is 1 of possibly 2 proper music videos they had (the others were comprised of live footage). I was lucky enough to catch them a few times in TJ's and in Glamorgan on their last tour, i don't expext everyone who reads this and checks them out to feel my love for 'Sikth', their an acquired taste for sure, but they will always be at the top of my 'Best Bands Ever' pile, if only for the reason that my late friend Ben Pugh got me into them all those years ago.

http://www.sikth.com/

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-06T16:03:00.002Z

How Not to Jump Over a Picket Fence

Really Painful Mountain Bike Crash

Viciously Fast Head Butt Knockout

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-11-05T13:59:00.003Z

Very Painful Beer Sign Face Slam

Mexican Boxer Dies From Fatal Punch

Drunk Retard Electrocuted By Ceiling Light

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BATTLE BEASTS!!!

2008-11-05T13:46:00.003Z

Here's one for your memory banks, 'Battle Beasts' were 1-inch animal warrior figures with 'Wood', 'Fire' or 'Water' abilities......well......i say abilities, what i mean is they all had a small hologram on their chests that when heated up revealed one of the 3 symbols....and uhhh.....that was it, but they were still great!! I never had that many of them, but i new a guy who had a shitload, he even tried to swop some of his doubles for mine, and when i said no he tried to nick them off me, fucking douchebag.............his names Michael Pugh btw.........not that im suggesting that any of you should find him and kneecap the CUNT!!!!!

http://www.toyarchive.com/BattleBeasts/BattleBeasts1.html

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Hey Kids Its Video Game Review Night!!! (Mad Clapping)

2008-11-05T13:35:00.002Z

Tonight i review 'Fable 2' for the Xbox 360.

Review:

Glitchy, but great.

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Daily Video Update (NSFW)

2008-10-31T13:08:00.002Z

New Zealands Prime Minister Takes a Tumble

Old Woman Faceplants Hard on Sidewalk

Bottle Thrown at Jackass Rays Fans Head

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Beefcake Batman

2008-10-31T13:03:00.005Z

Mecha 'Batman' FTW!!

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Artist Of The Hour: Cheeks

2008-10-30T13:29:00.010Z

Fuck i love this guy's style! Anyone who watched the two 'Hellboy Animated' films may notice that they used his art for it! It's also nice to see that he's breaking out into figures/models, his work in 3D rocks! And the cool thing is, if you've got a http://www.deviantart.com/ profile you can add him as a friend!

http://gotcheeks.blogspot.com/

http://cheeks-74.deviantart.com/

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-29T13:08:00.003Z

Tranquilizer Dart Shot in Ass Leaves Guy Screaming

Parachuter Needs to Work on His Landings

Quad Drivers Head vs Garage Door

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Clutter Magazine

2008-10-28T13:20:00.003Z

It's taken months of searching (although i could have just ordered it online), but i finally found the latest issue of 'Clutter', a magazine dedicate to vinyl toys a graphics! The only downside is that it seems to only come out about 4 times a year, so you really do have to know the dates for when its out, and its not that easily available (i managed to get mine from 'Boarders' http://www.borders.co.uk/) in Cardiff! I can't really describe just how MEGA this magazine is, so click the link and let their website do it for you!

http://www.cluttermagazine.com/

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-27T22:10:00.002Z

BMX Jumper Destroyed by Concrete Stairs

Pedicab Misjudges Clearance - Epic Failure

Failed Jump Leaves Skater Toothless Bloody and Screaming

Fat Kid Treadmill Faceplant Ownage

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-24T23:53:00.003+01:00

Powerful Potato Gun Shot in Back

Chairmans Chair Breaks Live on News

How Not to Load Hundreds of Shopping Carts

Kid With Down Syndrome KO-d For Kicking Toddler

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/33209_Fake-Roach-Prank-Causes-Wife-To-Nearly-Have-A-Heart-Attack.html

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Rerto Loving: Top 20 Cartoon/TV Series Theme Tunes (80's & 90's Edition)

2008-10-24T11:22:00.005+01:00

Ok, it seems that many of you enjoy my 'Retro Loving' features but a debate over the best title sequence and or title theme is still up in the air!? Below is a list of 20 great themes/titles from various 80's and 90's cartoons/TV series, in no particular order! Debate and discuss, and don't forget you can all leave comments on here, you don't have to do it through 'Facebook'! These are of course, 20 of my chosen titles/themes, i know there are many many more to include, but seriously......there would be like..........2000 or something!

Enjoy!

'Thundercats'

'The Raccoons'

'Trap Door'

'Fraggle Rock'

'Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors'

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'

'Transformers'

'M.A.S.K.'

'He-Man'

'Dogtanian'

'Count Duckula'

'Jamie and the Magic Torch'

'Denver the Last Dinosaur'

'Superted'

'Banana Man'

'Duck Tales'

'Gummi Bears'

'Ghostbusters'

'Batman: The Animated Series'

'Inspector Gadget'

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Time Trumpet

2008-10-23T22:54:00.003+01:00

Why the fuck they haven't released this on DVD yet is anyones guess, luckily for us some clever clogs thought of the bright idea of putting up clips of this wondrous show called 'Time Trumpet'! I was lucky enough to catch this when it was shown on BBC2 a while back, and really can't quite explain to you just how great it is! It's show set in the future with various people talking about shows from the past, shows that were on TV between 2005 - 2030 or something like that?! Check out the clips below to loosen your tickle belt!

http://www.timetrumpet.co.uk/

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UjhBf4vlTw0

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Any Excuse

2008-10-23T22:50:00.003+01:00

For me to post up some more 'Watchmen' Posters!

http://watchmenmovie.warnerbros.com/

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-23T22:26:00.002+01:00

Female Figure Skater Drops Partner On Head

Stupid Bitch Fakes Slipping Caught by CCTV

Light Technician Falls From Above During Interview

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/33099_Drunk-Idiot-Gets-Knocked-Out-And-His-Hat-Goes-Flying.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/33105_Mexican-Prank-Show-Goes-Way-Too-Far-With-This-Waitress.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/33108_Girl-Flips-The-Hell-Out-On-Her-Parents-Over-Ride-To-Practice.html

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THUNDERCATS!!!!

2008-10-22T15:34:00.004+01:00

It was only a matter of time before one of the single greatest moments of my childhood/life graced these very pages, i am of course referring to 'Thundercats'! 'Thundercats' was like any other classic 80's children's product, the cartoon show sold the toys, and the toys sold the cartoon show! Not only did i have a shitload of figures, but i also had the 'Thundertank' and 'Liono's' sword where the 'Thundercat' logo would glow red if you put batteries in it! Rumers of a new show and even a movie (Hopefully CGI and not live action) have been rattling around the Net forever, but whatever happens 'Thundercats' will always be the at the top for best intro to a cartoon ever!!

http://thundercats.vpga.com/

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-22T14:03:00.003+01:00

Dumb Van Driver Causes Motorcycle Crash

Alligator Bitest Idiots Hand

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32968_Parachute-Opens-Before-Jump-And-Catches-On-Planes-Tail.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32966_One-Way-To-Give-Sleeping-Family-Member-A-Heart-Attack.html

And special thanks to Mike Diamond for finding this

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A CH4 Zomibe/Infected Show With Davina McCall, WTF!??!

2008-10-21T20:35:00.003+01:00

Ch4's made a fucking Zombie/Infected TV Series called 'Dead Set'!!? Im not that sure im totally into the premise.....a Zombie/Infected outbreak occurs during a run of 'Big Brother', and we follow the contestants through the madness as their totally unaware of what's happening?! But why 'Big Brother'? Ahh well, its a fucking Zombie TV Series, that's good enough for me!......oh yeah....and did i mention it's written by Charlie 'Nathan Barley' Brooker!?!

Website

http://www.e4.com/deadset/

Pre-order DVD

http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/6059447/Dead-Set/Product.html

Episode 1 - 27/10/08 - 10pm - E4
Episode 2 - 28/10/08 - 10pm - E4
Episode 3 - 29/10/08 - 10pm - E4
Episode 4 - 30/10/08 - 10pm - E4
Episode 5 - 31/10/08 - 10pm - E4

DVD Release - 03/11/08

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Clone High

2008-10-21T14:21:00.005+01:00

Ladies and gentlemen i present to you the best TV show you've never seen......'Clone High'! From the writer of 'Scrubs' and featuring many of the same actors voices, 'Clone High' so far only has one season comprising of 13 episodes. The animation style is similar to 'Dexter's Laboratory' and 'The Fairly Odd Parents', following a select group of cloned celebrities and famous icons through their teen years, and there's not a single shit episode! It's a crime that this could very well be all we get of 'Clone High', there's not much out there saying that a second season will be made, but i employ you all to get hold of copy on www.amazon.co.uk or download if you have to because it really is that good! Ive posted up a few clips to give you an idea of the feel of it! Watch.....laugh.......and love 'Clone High', just as i............

http://www.clone-high.com/

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FABLE 2 THIS FRI!!!!!!

2008-10-21T13:38:00.004+01:00

Fable 2 is hovering over my doorstep just out of reach until Fri (Or Thu if im lucky?!), and despite 'Microsoft/Lionhead' announcing the deletion of some of the bonus features included in the 'Collectors Edition' version of game im still hyped up for this bad boy like a school kid on crack! I pretty much maxed out the first 'Fable', getting my 'Hero' to maximum 'Good' and 'Evil', and this time i get to do it with a dog for a companion! Hopefully 'Lionhead' will pull their thumbs out and get the online co-op sorted out for launch day.....i want to kill Ben's wife ^_^

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/splash/f/fable2/

A Trailer to whet your appetite.

And a video review to further whet your pants.

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-21T12:52:00.002+01:00

Exercise Ball Nut Shot Prank

Roommate Paintball Boobie Trap

Best Man Faints During Wedding

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32760_Vicious-Kick-To-The-Head-Knocks-This-Fighter-Out-Instantly.html

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Hey Kids Its Video Game Review Night!!! (Mad Clapping)

2008-10-20T17:15:00.003+01:00

Tonight i review GTA IV for the Xbox 360.

Review:

Totally freaking MEGA!

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Muzak Pimping: DJ Krush

2008-10-20T16:19:00.004+01:00

It wasn't until i started my first year at Uni that i discovered 'DJ Krush', hailing from Japan like a Samurai 'DJ Shadow' he rocked my world, so much so that i bought his entire back catalogue from www.amazon.co.uk without even blinking! Things from him have been slow of late, but im hoping that he'll unleash some kind of MEGA ULTRA album for me to blow my wad to yet again!

http://www.sus81.jp/djkrush/

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-20T15:32:00.002+01:00

Sleeping Girl Gorilla Prank

Girl Completely Owned On Sled

Dumbass Fence Slam Stunt

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32741_Cop-Chokes-Out-Man-Who-Witnesses-Arrest-He-Just-Made.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32735_Terry-Tate-Returns-And-Tackles-Sarah-Palin-To-The-Floor.html

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Artist Of The Hour: Kaare Andrews

2008-10-20T00:44:00.009+01:00

Im a sucker for artwork, especially comic book artwork, so im pleased to showcase Karre Andrews in 'Artist Of The Hour'! Im not entirely sure of the amount of work that Andrews has done, it seems to be a large amount of cover/one off paintings, but that matters not! Andrews slick art style and bold use of colours is sick, and i want to see more of his 'Matrix' characateurs!

http://www.kaareandrews.com/kaareandrews/index.html

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-19T23:52:00.003+01:00

Kid Nailed With Flaming Hockey Puck Shot

Kite Takes Kid For a Ride

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32671_Katy-Perry-Embarrasses-Herself-On-Stage-After-A-Painful-Fall.html

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BOGLINS!!!!

2008-10-19T02:30:00.006+01:00

If 'Madballs' didn't help convince you that we really did have it fucking sweet in the 80's (For toys and cartoons at least), then get your dim witted gob around these little buggers! 'Boglins' rocked my world when i was a lad, top puppetry toys with a shit hot display box, and they even encouraged you scare the fuck out of people!......not now of course, since 'Marmite' has been banned for being too sweet and 'Conkers' are clearly WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too violent for Britans youth, the poor 'Boglin' has been forced to spend its days living in dark dingy places, like attics and Paris Hiltons cooch....

If you need any more reason to know that i rock......i own 'Drool' (Pictured above).......still in the box.......in MEGA condition........yes..........i know......i rock....

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Daily Video Update (NSFW)

2008-10-19T01:34:00.003+01:00

Incredibly Lucky And Funny Volleyball Save

Pole Vault Snaps Mid Jump

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Bioshock 2 Trailer Makes Me Feel Fuzzy Inside

2008-10-17T13:39:00.003+01:00

If this trailer tells me anything.......it's that i want a 'Big Daddy' teddy bear right fucking NOW!!!

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MADBALLS!!!!

2008-10-17T13:24:00.007+01:00

Today i was jettisoned back into my childhood once again by being reminded of yet another amazing toy i had when i was slightly shorter and had a slightly less cool looking beard, i am of course talking about............'Madballs'!

Some of you may look on in utter confusion at these balls of wonder and horror, others will share my glee at the profound sense of wonderment that they can bring......the rest of you are just pickle flavoured douchebags.....

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-17T12:52:00.003+01:00

CNN Anchor Calls Guest C*nt Twice

Sewage Pipe Bursts in School Poo Goes Everywhere

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32463_Chubby-MMA-Fighter-Runs-Straight-Into-A-Knockout-Kick.html

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Too.......Fucking.......Many.......

2008-10-16T20:09:00.009+01:00

Sticking with the game theme this evening, the sheer amount of new games coming out that i want this Xmas and New Year is getting ridiculous! Here is a list of all the ones that i can think of (In no particular order), anyone think of any i missed?.....god i fucking hope not......

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Hey Kids It's Video Game Review Night!!! (Mad Clapping)

2008-10-16T19:44:00.003+01:00

Tonight i review 'Star Wars: The Force Unleashed' for the Xbox 360.

Review:

Pretty fucking fun.

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-16T18:27:00.003+01:00

The fatty falling off the table had me pissing myself!

Epically Painful Nut Shot Skateboard Landing

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32371_Muay-Thai-Fighter-Seals-The-Deal-With-Skull-Cracking-Kick.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32377_Fat-Chick-Falls-Off-Table-Hard-While-Making-Singing-Video.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32372_Taekwondo-Fighter-Goes-Stiff-After-Face-Kicking-Knockout.html

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Muzak Pimping: Reuben

2008-10-15T15:21:00.005+01:00

After name dropping them in the last post i feel obliged to pimp them, and by them i mean 'Reuben'. It's a crime that 'Reuben' only made 3 albums, but i guess it's all the sweeter when you realize that all 3 albums kick ass! Check out what you can, as their ain't gonna be any more.......sigh.......

http://www.wordsfromreuben.com/

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Artist Of The Hour: Ashley Wood

2008-10-15T15:07:00.005+01:00

Here's another example of an artist i despise, a talented prick who makes paintings, comics and figures that i love, he even lent his artwork to the cover of 'Reuben's' final album (Sad face).....go here

http://www.ashleywoodartist.com/

im not jealous, honest

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-15T12:55:00.003+01:00

Bit of a slow one today...

First Time Skater Owned by Garage Door

Girl Fails Miserably Trying to Jump a Table

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32290_Dodgers-Fan-Gets-Hit-In-The-Eye-Hard-With-A-Foul-Ball.html

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More On The Hottoys Two-Face Figure

2008-10-14T14:19:00.003+01:00

Goddamn it, as if there isn't enough things out there that i want!

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Learning Your ABC's Is Fun Fun FUN!

2008-10-14T14:11:00.006+01:00

Some 'Genius' has had the bright idea of making a 'Star Wars' themed ABC layout!

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-14T12:56:00.004+01:00

Your daily dose of the 'Stoopid' people. An remember, its NSFW!.

Absolutely Vicious One Punch Destruction

Goal Jumping Stunt Doesnt Go Well

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32204_Muay-Thai-Fighter-Gets-Rocked-But-Tries-To-Keep-Attacking.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32203_One-Perfectly-Placed-Face-Kick-Ends-MMA-Fight-In-Seconds.html

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Muzak Pimping: Cut Chemist

2008-10-13T14:20:00.006+01:00

If anyone out there has not yet had the chance to dissolve any of 'Cut Chemist's' musical magic then for god's sake click the link, or download these albums, they kick ass!!

http://www.cutchemist.com/#

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My Love For All Things 'Box Set' Shaped

2008-10-13T14:01:00.005+01:00

I know, i know it's a weakness! You add the words 'Box Set', 'Limited Edition', 'Collectors Edition', 'Ultimate Edition', 'Comes with Tufts Of Peter Jackson's Pubes Edition' and im sold! My utter weakness for geek shit has and always will be the bane of my existence.....im still trying to shake the 'George Lucas's Lil Bitch' tag from my birth certificate......

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Artist Of The Hour: Gone With A Blast Wave

2008-10-13T13:16:00.007+01:00

Even though this web comic updates about once a freakin year, its still one of the funniest and best i've read, below is link to the site and few of my favorite 'Issues', enjoy!

http://www.blastwavecomic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=1

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-13T13:01:00.004+01:00

I've managed to embed some of the videos today but they still work as links? The others don't give me the option too, so for any of you clicking the links, the websites they come from are NSFW...............................honestly, i don't know what Schteve has against boobies?

Drunk Boxing Knock Out

Kid Smashes Nuts on 15 Fluorescent Light Bulbs

Hilariously Bad Accident at Takeoff

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32117_Roommate-Is-Sent-To-Hell-With-Awesome-Exercise-Ball-Prank.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32121_Fox-News-Girls-Go-Insane-Over-Untouched-Sarah-Palin-Photo.html

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Artist Of The Hour: Paul Robertson

2008-10-12T21:09:00.006+01:00

I have Ben (aka http://split-screen.blogspot.com/, aka The Faux Bot) to thank for this, Paul Robertson is the kinda guy i fucking hate, i fucking hate him because he is Christ damn talented and actually makes some of the coolest graphics videos i've ever seen......go here

http://probertson.livejournal.com/

then scroll down the page and download his 2 short movies, 'Kings Of Power 4 Billion %', and 'Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006' now!

Or click these links to go straight to the download pages!

'Kings of Power 4 Billion %'

'http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RQCUZUIU

'Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006'

http://www.selectparks.net/dl/PaulRobertson_PirateBabysCabanaBattleStreetFight2006.mpg

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Susan Balaka: Bound To The Reload

2008-10-12T20:40:00.003+01:00

The Trailer for the 2-Disc DVD release of Susan Balaka:Bound To The Reload which i worked on, 82 mins of independent filmmaking fun for only £5! If you want a copy of the DVD contact me and ill sort it all out!...............no really, get a copy and tell all your friends!

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-12T20:21:00.004+01:00

Another selection of choice cuts, fresh from the carcass of thick fucks.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1223667223/Dumb_Kids_Head_Vs_Garbage_Can_Lid

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1223665908/Stupid_Kid_Owns_Himself_On_Playground

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32037_Idiots-Pay-The-Price-For-Chugging-Ipecac-And-Sardines.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32040_Botched-Moved-Almost-Breaks-Backyard-Wrestlers-Neck.html

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/32039_Idiot-Scooter-Racer-Keeps-Failing-Over-And-Over-Again.html

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One Day, I Will Rob A Bank Dressed Like This

2008-10-12T20:03:00.006+01:00

Hottoys.com ability to make me gush over this Joker model is quite a feat unto itself, im not a huge fan of 'Lifelike' figures, but this Joker 'Bank Robber' edition is the shit! Now i just need to find a spare £120 lying around an im golden.....

And as if this wasn't sweet enough......they've only gone and made a Two-Face one as well.................sigh

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Hey Kids Its Video Game Review Night!!! (Mad Clapping)

2008-10-12T02:43:00.004+01:00

Tonight i review Mercenaries 2 for the Xbox 360.

Review:

It sucks ass.

Watchmen Wetness

2008-10-12T02:20:00.004+01:00

I can't quite express how hyped up i am for this flick.....so ill take the easy road out an throw some sweet ass posters at you!

I fuckin love Bubastis!

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Daily Video Roundup (NSFW)

2008-10-12T01:18:00.005+01:00

Let's start things off with a nice set of interesting video links.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1222993568/Ghetto_Sucker_Punch_Knocked_Out_Cold

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1223660884/Vicious_Jaw_Breaking_MMA_Knockout

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1223662103/Best_Man_Completely_Owns_Bride_-_Ruins_Wedding

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